One can imagine that authors, particularly romance authors, take time and consideration to craft the dedications that grace the fronts of their novels… these are some of my favourite book dedications.

For Colin Firth,

You’re a really great guy, but I’m married,

so I think we should just be friends.

This book is dedicated to everybody you hate.

Sorry. Life’s like that sometimes.

For the girls with messy hair

and thirsty hearts

I want to thank everyone who helped me

create this book, except for that guy who yelled at me

in Kmart when I was 8, because he thought

I was being “too rowdy”. You’re an asshole, sir.